1. Seriously, I haven’t spent such a long stretch of time on Twitter and enjoyed it so thoroughly in a long time.

     
  2. Oh hey, that must be why my boxcar was chirpin’ all day from faves.

“If you can’t be funny for yourself, quote funny people”. –Probably Bill Cosby

    Oh hey, that must be why my boxcar was chirpin’ all day from faves.

    If you can’t be funny for yourself, quote funny people”. –Probably Bill Cosby

     
  3. Tweets that bend my brain around like that deserve to be framed and hung in homes the nation over.

    Tweets that bend my brain around like that deserve to be framed and hung in homes the nation over.

     
  4. It’s A Fossilization Joke

    @The_Real_Emily: here come the popcorn and sappy movie. lame. lame. lame. oh well, I’ll make up for by playing some hockey.

    @TheInfamousGdub: Or you could invite me over and it will make up the difference.

    @The_Real_Emily: lol. are you’re man enough to take my sappiness away?

    @TheInfamousGdub: Actualy, I will simply absorb all the sappiness and crap out amber. You game?

    @The_Real_Emily: lol. thats pretty good.