A college student working in education trying to be funny and failing…with hilarious consequences.Tumblr (3.0; @gdub)http://gdub.me/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1le4L7tP1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>DUDE THEY’RE NOT! THAT’S WHAT’S SO CREEPY!</p>http://gdub.me/post/437919690http://gdub.me/post/437919690Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:27:39 -0800<a href="http://museumvictoria.com.au/discoverycentre/infosheets/giant-gippsland-earthworm/">YOU GUYS, AUSTRALIA HAS GIANT WORMS, HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS?!</a>http://gdub.me/post/437911620http://gdub.me/post/437911620Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:23:52 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1kk8XR5o1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So this means it’s a good idea, right?</p>http://gdub.me/post/437882538http://gdub.me/post/437882538Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:09:44 -0800<p>Tuesday nights are Volleyball Nights for my friends, so for me they’re “stay in and catch up on TV nights”.</p> <p>Today’s queue?</p> <ul> <li>The Office</li> <li>Community</li> <li>Anthony Bourdain</li> <li>Important Things with Demetri Martin</li> </ul> <p>Any other suggestions?</p>http://gdub.me/post/437877901http://gdub.me/post/437877901Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:07:25 -0800<p>“Would you like to go on a date with me, by which I fully intend to size you up as a possible mate, and by agreeing to this date you, the aforementioned party consent to fairly evaluate me as a prospect of romantic interest, and thus, if both parties agree, we shall enter a binding agreement under which we set the terms re. physical contact verses commitment obligations?”</p>http://gdub.me/post/437457612http://gdub.me/post/437457612Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:23:13 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz17m4ZQxv1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Anyone know what this is?</p> <p>I found it for $0.99 at a thrift store a couple years ago.<br/>He’s somehow connected with Hawaii.</p>http://gdub.me/post/437371267http://gdub.me/post/437371267Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:30:03 -0800<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/theinfamousgdub/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1267963200">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Sherwood">Sherwood (29)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Beatles">The Beatles (16)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Matt+Costa">Matt Costa (10)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Phoenix">Phoenix (9)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Passion+Pit">Passion Pit (6)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://gdub.me/post/435917015http://gdub.me/post/435917015Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:52:21 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzhdbDN3v1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TELL ME THIS IS A REAL THING!</p> <p>Also, I love all of you for your goofy photoreplies.</p>http://gdub.me/post/435345148http://gdub.me/post/435345148Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:05:34 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzeviJ2oP1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What do <i>you</i> put on your lips?</p> <p>PHOTOREPLY!</p>http://gdub.me/post/435253523http://gdub.me/post/435253523Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:11:42 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytsb9QQNz1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is what happens when I decide to write a review on Amazon.com</p>http://gdub.me/post/428764449http://gdub.me/post/428764449Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:16:21 -0800“Essentially, girls are all crazy because there’s a constant swirling of emotions before them and, at the same time, there are those things the know are right sticking out, reminding them to not be foolish. Girls can’t just grab hold of one of these thoughts and stick to it, but rather they look back and forth and back and forth and back and forth until they become dizzy and fall over. For example: oh man, Abs…I love abs…but he’s a jerk…but maybe I can change him into a good person so that I get abs AND a good person, that’s it! It’s this kind of thinking that makes all of you girls crazy.”<br/><br/> - <em>Albert Einstein</em>http://gdub.me/post/428745449http://gdub.me/post/428745449Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:02:18 -0800okay I actually wrote this<ol> <li>Met girl.</li> <li>Gave girl my number.</li> <li>Girl texted me.</li> <li>Girl called me “stud” twice, “babe” once, and told me I was funny many times.</li> <li>I want to run away and hide.</li> </ol> <p>Am I insane?</p>http://gdub.me/post/426722444http://gdub.me/post/426722444Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:17:34 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrwf83yN31qzoax7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Just a bunch of us Mormons bein’ Mormon.</p>http://gdub.me/post/426684680http://gdub.me/post/426684680Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:49:56 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrscrqBGp1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sweater-vest Power.</p>http://gdub.me/post/426624300http://gdub.me/post/426624300Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0800sweatervest<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrtj3TWtY1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>Genius.</b></p> <p>Also, why is everyone on fire today and I can’t seem to find an ounce of funny?</p>http://gdub.me/post/426606414http://gdub.me/post/426606414Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:47:27 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrqz6yCNc1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>Tweets that bend my brain around like that deserve to be framed and hung in homes the nation over.</b></p>http://gdub.me/post/426536657http://gdub.me/post/426536657Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:52:18 -0800RexHuppketwittertweethumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq72dITOo1qzoax7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>GPOYW — One Desk, Three Computers Edition</b></p>http://gdub.me/post/424788164http://gdub.me/post/424788164Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:44:37 -0800“The way you dress is an expression of your opinion. Your religious beliefs are your opinion. The music you turn up loud is your opinion. For most people it’s easier to just agree. For me the hardest thing is to ‘just’ agree and that is what sparks creativity, the feeling that something can be better, the feeling that something’s missing. The feeling that something’s needed.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>-Kanye West</p> <p><a href="http://putthison.com/post/424588985/kanye-on-creativity" target="_blank">Put This On: Kanye on Creativity</a><br/>(Note, I actually believe in objective truth, but otherwise a great quote)</p></em>http://gdub.me/post/424715187http://gdub.me/post/424715187Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:01:07 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypwqenTJV1qzttq2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://asav.tumblr.com/post/424683588" target="_blank">asav</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://aimee-b-loved.tumblr.com/post/424472782/adding-seth-rogen-to-my-list-of-men-i-find" target="_blank">aimee-b-loved</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Adding Seth Rogen to my list of men I find strangely attractive.</p> </blockquote> <p>This statement brings me a lot of hope.</p> </blockquote> <p>It brings me more. I’ve been stopped in public by people who would not believe that he and I were different people. Never mind that I’m way fatter, far less hair, have straight hair, and am not a movie star. I don’t get it. But there’s hope.</p>http://gdub.me/post/424705841http://gdub.me/post/424705841Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:55:02 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq4nlx26l1qzoax7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>These are the people that truly get me.</p>http://gdub.me/post/424702199http://gdub.me/post/424702199Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:52:33 -0800