1. 13:23 9th Mar 2010

    This is how I’m gunna’ start asking out girls:

    “Would you like to go on a date with me, by which I fully intend to size you up as a possible mate, and by agreeing to this date you, the aforementioned party consent to fairly evaluate me as a prospect of romantic interest, and thus, if both parties agree, we shall enter a binding agreement under which we set the terms re. physical contact verses commitment obligations?”