1. 17:10 5th Dec 2009

    Reblogged from jaydensmommie

    Scene: In the kitchen, bedtime tantrum

    jaydensmommie:

    Jayden, crying: “WHAAAT CAN I HAVE TO DRIIIIINNNNKKKKK?? SOBSOBSOB”

    Me: “Water or milk.”

    Jayden, really persevering through the lack of reasons to cry, still wailing: “NOOOOOOO, I don’t WAAAANNNTT milk or water!!!”

    Me: “How bout strawberry flavored water?”

    Jayden, now LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY: “BAHAHA YES! I WANT STRAWBERRY WATER!”

    Me: “…what are you laughing about?”

    Jayden, still cracking up, now curled in a ball on the floor: “STRAWBERRY WATER!!!! THAT HAS A BEAR IN IT!!!”

    Me: “…”

    Jayden, now speaking in some sort of accent I can only describe as like a cowboy: “I think I just pooped in my brain.”

    Somebody get this kid on Twitter.