Who needs TV when there’s weird soap opera stuff going on here.
Now… Paul, you marry Yayaa. Yayaa you turn into a midget. Dave, you brood. Paul, you realize that the height difference it too much to handle. Dave, you call a warlock. Warlock, you make Yayaa full-sized. Dave, you marry Yayaa. Warlock, you marry Paul.
Man, I can’t wait until next week’s episode.
Have you ever considered a career as a soap opera writer? Or maybe Arrested Development Fan Fic Writer? It’s the same skill set really.