“Can you tell me about that watermelon?”

“No, it’s personal.”

“Can you tell me about that watermelon?”

“No, it’s personal.”

Thanks! It’s all thanks to my home-skillet Jessica who gives these astounding haircuts away for free. I don’t understand how atheists exist with free haircuts like this existing!

**edit** it’s also not hard and tacky. I don’t use gel. It’s gross. **edit**

Thanks! It’s all thanks to my home-skillet Jessica who gives these astounding haircuts away for free. I don’t understand how atheists exist with free haircuts like this existing!

**edit** it’s also not hard and tacky. I don’t use gel. It’s gross. **edit**

GPOYW
Playing with my new Nikon 2 5000

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Playing with my new Nikon 2 5000

Rockstar Energy Drinks and Tapatío…on…tap? Yeah, this theater is definitely in Southern California.

Rockstar Energy Drinks and Tapatío…on…tap? Yeah, this theater is definitely in Southern California.

merlin:

Weezer - “Falling For You” (1996)

While I wouldn’t historically pick “Falling for You” as one of my Top 10 Weezer songs, it’s really been growing on me lately.

Not least because, at least in the context of the song (and, especially, given the record’s creepy/awesome/fetishistic pseudo-concept), this bit has to be one of my favorite Cuomo-isms:

Holy sweet goddamn,
You left your cello in the basement.
I admired the glowing stars
And tried to play a tune.
I can’t believe how bad I suck. (It’s true.)
What could you possibly see in little-ol’-3-chord me?
But I do like you and you like me, too.
I’m ready—let’s do it, baby!

I have zero idea what Mr. Cuomo’s actually (really truly) like as a fella. But, at least given the persona he builds through those first two (still. insanely. great.) records, this verse sounds pretty close to how the man’s delightfully peculiar heart probably operates.

Love it.

Always one of my favorites.

What’s truly astounding is that Rivers refers to himself as “little old three chord me”, and yet this song uses a chord for every single root note on the guitar.

GPOYW

MUSUBI!

GPOYW

MUSUBI!

doogiehowsermd:

Welcome to Chicago. Bienvenido a Chicago.

doogiehowsermd:

Welcome to Chicago. Bienvenido a Chicago.

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People by Dan Ariely

Some great random ideas on what makes us ineffective.