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A college student working in education trying to be funny and failing...with hilarious consequences.

“Essentially, girls are all crazy because there’s a constant swirling of emotions before them and, at the same time, there are those things the know are right sticking out, reminding them to not be foolish. Girls can’t just grab hold of one of these thoughts and stick to it, but rather they look back and forth and back and forth and back and forth until they become dizzy and fall over. For example: oh man, Abs…I love abs…but he’s a jerk…but maybe I can change him into a good person so that I get abs AND a good person, that’s it! It’s this kind of thinking that makes all of you girls crazy.”
— Albert Einstein
4 days ago
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#okay I actually wrote this

What is wrong with me?

  1. Met girl.
  2. Gave girl my number.
  3. Girl texted me.
  4. Girl called me “stud” twice, “babe” once, and told me I was funny many times.
  5. I want to run away and hide.

Am I insane?

5 days ago
10 notes
Just a bunch of us Mormons bein’ Mormon.

Just a bunch of us Mormons bein’ Mormon.

5 days ago
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Sweater-vest Power.

Sweater-vest Power.

5 days ago
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#sweatervest
Genius. Also, why is everyone on fire today and I can’t seem to find an ounce of funny?

Genius.

Also, why is everyone on fire today and I can’t seem to find an ounce of funny?

5 days ago
25 notes
Tweets that bend my brain around like that deserve to be framed and hung in homes the nation over.

Tweets that bend my brain around like that deserve to be framed and hung in homes the nation over.

5 days ago
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#RexHuppke#twitter#tweet#humor
GPOYW — One Desk, Three Computers Edition

GPOYW — One Desk, Three Computers Edition

6 days ago
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“The way you dress is an expression of your opinion. Your religious beliefs are your opinion. The music you turn up loud is your opinion. For most people it’s easier to just agree. For me the hardest thing is to ‘just’ agree and that is what sparks creativity, the feeling that something can be better, the feeling that something’s missing. The feeling that something’s needed.”
—

-Kanye West

Put This On: Kanye on Creativity
(Note, I actually believe in objective truth, but otherwise a great quote)
6 days ago
Viaputthison
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asav: aimee-b-loved: Adding Seth Rogen to my list of men I find strangely attractive. This statement brings me a lot of hope. It brings me more. I’ve been stopped in public by people who would not believe that he and I were different people. Never mind that I’m way fatter, far less hair, have straight hair, and am not a movie star. I don’t get it. But there’s hope.

asav:

aimee-b-loved:

Adding Seth Rogen to my list of men I find strangely attractive.

This statement brings me a lot of hope.

It brings me more. I’ve been stopped in public by people who would not believe that he and I were different people. Never mind that I’m way fatter, far less hair, have straight hair, and am not a movie star. I don’t get it. But there’s hope.

6 days ago
Viaasav
57 notes
These are the people that truly get me.

These are the people that truly get me.

6 days ago
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