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YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, I THINK I'M GOING TO... →

Apr 1st

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Apr 1st

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Apr 1st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →

Rogue Wave (25) The Beatles (25) Weezer (22) The Format (15) Dave Smallen (14) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Mar 30th

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Mar 26th

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Watch

My good friend Andrew Thorn was invited to be the concluding speaker at TEDx in Greenville. As a person that doesn’t really buy into the pseudo religion that is motivational speakers, you should trust me in saying that this talk is full of actual solid points. Watch it, and then go get your dreams.

Mar 26th

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Watch out!

Mar 26th

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I present to you the insanity that has been the...

(760) 987-0869: hey 10:18 AM
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Me: Hello, I don't have this number saved for some reason. Who this be? 10:20 AM
Me: Oh, is this Erin? 10:20 AM
(760) 987-0869: your best firend 10:21 AM
Me: Jesus? 10:26 AM
(760) 987-0869: no this is emily whos this 10:26 AM
Me: Ahh cool. This is Aaron. Shouldn't you know who I am if you're txting me? 10:27 AM
(760) 987-0869: hahah no i was just txting some random numbers lol how old you are ? -3m(ily)-
Me: I'm 800, and I'm actually a tree. Don't tell the other trees I can text though. I will get in so much trouble. 10:31 AM
(760) 987-0869: lol you are very cool !! haha no really and it will b our secert -3m(ily)-
Me: I knew you wouldn't believe me. See, this is why it'll never work out between trees and humans. You guys are so quick to judge, but we're smart too! WE CAN TEXT! 10:34 AM
(760) 987-0869: thats bomb i got it and could you send me a pic of you bcuz you are apart of nature ! -3m(ily)-
Me: I don't have a camera phone. But pretty much I look like a tree. You've seen one, you've seen 'em all. 10:37 AM
(760) 987-0869: oh ok are you a hot tree like better than the other ones i have seen -3m(ily)-
Me: What does temperature have to do with anything? I'm average. 10:39 AM
(760) 987-0869: just asking and thats cool so why are you so old -3m(ily)-
Me: I am a giant redwood. I'm not old for my kind, thank you very much. Do you insult other folks randomly, or just me? 10:43 AM
(760) 987-0869: just you bcuz i love trees so that means i like you....!! and how tall do you get ? and i was not trying to insult sorry -3m(ily)-
Me: I'm topped out at 280 feet. Been that tall for quite some time. 10:49 AM
(760) 987-0869: wow thats pretty tall !! buddy -3m(ily)-
Me: It's average, really. 10:53 AM
(760) 987-0869: thats cool, so do you have a tree girlfriend ? -3m(ily)-
Me: I'm basically asexual, so no, I do not. I just drop my cones and new trees sprout up. 10:58 AM
(760) 987-0869: hahaha so i human years how old are you ? -3m(ily)-
Me: 800. I thought I said that already. How old are you? Are you even allowed to use a cell phone? 11:00 AM
(760) 987-0869: Uhm Well I am 15 and Yes i can use a cell phone so how old are you in human yeard i already know your 800 in tree years -3m(ily)-
Me: There's no such thing as tree years. I was using human years. Look, I'm pretty busy here doin' the whole Photosynthesis thing, so I'll talk to you later. 11:04 AM
(760) 987-0869: ok later my tree friend !! :) -3m(ily)-

Mar 25th

Everyone, please text 7609870869 and tell them...

Somebody is trying to randomly sext me. I told them I’m a tree. Doesn’t seem to be working.

Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Did I stumble upon a pastry convention? Because...

Mar 24th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-21) →

Dave Smallen (34) The Beach Boys (21) Miniature Tigers (11) Motion City Soundtrack (10) Fall Out Boy (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 21st

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Thanks for the birthday love yesterday!

You’re all some amazingly awesome people. Let’s make out.

Mar 20th

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Mar 18th

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Mar 18th

“Okay?!? The internet seemed to think they were the best thing ever when they...”

– or something.: I FUCKING HATE THAT STUPID TWEE BAND PAMPLAMOOSE The Rolling Stones already exist.

Mar 18th

Please ask me anything, or assign me to write... →

Mar 18th

Favstar.fm: Plagiarism Redux →

@TheInfamousGdub left a response in my last Plagiarism post saying that he has some experience with this and found it a waste of time, because Twitter wouldn’t deal with it. I’ve followed up someone at Twitter who works in this area, using @TheInfamousGdub’s case as an example for the… TJ also mentioned this in his post on stealing tweets. Unfortunately, the incident only happened once,...

Mar 18th

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