February 2010
70 posts
Today I shall drown my sorrows in Sushi.
My portal goes to the inside of Fort Knox.
Everytime I come around yo’ city, bling bling.
Text Archive: Lance should be on Tumblr.
Lance Shepherd: Dude we all gota go see alice in wonderland.
Me: When does it come out?
Lance Shepherd: The 5th. Its prolly guna be bad, but the kids mite like it.
Me: Ha ha it'll be visually interesting at least.
Lance Shepherd: U should do a ton of acid before we all go. Just u tho.
Me: I don't want to get indigestion. Its not worth it. You going to the party tonight?
Lance Shepherd: Yes, yes i will
Me: True 'dat. By the end of the night I wanna' see your Facebook status updated to "in a relationship". Get yo' dirty flirty on.
Lance Shepherd: Not likely, im a waife
Me: You're a what?
Lance Shepherd: A waife
Me: How are you a waife? Stop making excuses and get yo' progression on!
Lance Shepherd: After u
Me: Dude I don't want to ruin your chances by out-shining you.
Lance Shepherd: Dude ur just askin for chief lance thru the heart to reign down thunder from big sky
Me: Woah make heap big rain!
Lance Shepherd: So pimp and racist.
Lance Shepherd: So pimp so racist.
Lance Shepherd: So pimp so racist.
Me: That'd be a good song.
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talesofaniceberg asked: Have you always lived where you live? If so, are there other places that you would rather live? If so, where and why? If not, what are the things you love most about where you live that make it the place you call home?
rubyinwonderland asked: how old are you?
Important Lesson
Only trust fat guys like me to be your GBF.
At a fraternity house, two women were sexually... →
At a fraternity house, two women were sexually assaulted in one weekend.
A male student was expelled.
This was several weeks ago. And I haven’t stopped being angry. It’s seeping into every part of my life.
It’s a true shame that, at least it seems, our society has become so desensitized to sexual crime that people are even debating this issue. Say what you will, but if you step back...
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Caught a student chatting and calling his teacher...
Me: Hey Mattard Popetard, having fun chatting?
Him: (giggles)
Me: I hope you still laugh all girly -like when you end up in prison, 'cause you'll be the most popular girl on the block!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21) →
fun. (44)
Maritime (17)
The Format (7)
BBC World Service (6)
Anathallo (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Hic est aequanimis of silentium olle noxae plurimus .”
International Banana Club Museum for Sale →
clapifyoulikeme:
Hey, you guys know anyone who might be interested?
I live pretty close to it and never got the chance to go. From my understanding it was forced shut by city authorities, so buying it wouldn’t help much.
I am overwhelmed with Pen Pr0n!
Seriously, I’m awestruck by the warm glowing rays of your awesomeness!
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Can I just say that I love you people?
paulewogblog:
3hoss:
The Get Up Kids - I’m a...
Suggest me some stuff to do in the Los Angeles.
I will be there Monday, and probably next Saturday?
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gorillasushi asked: Yes. 1000 times yes.
Mmmmmm...soup.
steelopus:
Piebald - Grace Kelly With Wings
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The Book Meme
1) Which book has been on your shelves the longest?
The Hobbit.
2) What is your current read, your last read and the book you’ll read next?
My current read is Superfreakonomics. The last book I read was The Creative Habit. Next, I will read More information Than You Require.
3) What book did everyone like and you hated?
I despised The Lovely Bones. It came off as a weak new-age...