September 2009
21 posts
August 2009
37 posts
WatchThis is where I was at last night. I’m still feeling so magical and inspired.
And tired.
peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com →
srslainey:
You need a better description than the URL? Just click the link and witness the beautiful, magical world we are lucky enough to live in.
Really? You haven’t clicked it yet? Okay, fine. You know how people say “That’s awesome!” but then the thing is actually not awesome and is merely slightly amusing? Well this ain’t that. This is awesome.
Life.
Changing.
From the living room to the kitchen, on AIM.
Sister: laaaame. Home on a friday niiiight.
Me: I know, and the worst part is my dumb sister is here
Look. I GET It!
polar-bear:
Being funny all the time is really hard. REALLY, really hard. When you get out there into the world of Favrd/Favstar, people star some of your tweets and it feels damn good. Then, you get a little bit of a competitive itch, too… in the belief that more stars=more funny. “Look! I’m FUNNIER than @xguy, @ygal and @znooneknows. I got more stars!” You’re human. It happens to most of us,...
Whos got two thumbs and a 61 year old dork mom?
Mom: I figured out why you and Savage are going to San Fransisco in January.
Me: Why?
Mom: You're going to get _twitterpated_.
Me: Wow.
We Are Not In The Movies
On an October day I walked down my driveway towards the front door of my house. I’d just gotten out of school which was cause for celebration, yet celebration wasn’t in the air. In my mind’s eye, the memory of my heart, it was cold and rainy. Weather reports show otherwise.
I walked in the door and before I could sit my things down my grandma came to me. He words are etched in me forever,...
Weekend Madness
This weekend I’m gunna’ be at the biggest Mormon Meat Market event for 18-30 year olds in California who wanted to pay the fee and probably book a hotel since it’s going to be epically packed and who will be able to handle the whole speed dating aspect.
If that was confusing, imagine it as a tweetup of people even more nerdy than the Favrd crowd.
A November Night
As we stand outside the theater, A circle in the cold, Hands in pockets, shivering, Our breath comes out like smoke. Our lines of sight run parallel, We don’t’ see each other’s eyes, I’m feeling down, you turn around, And start to say your goodbyes. I realize maybe pain is good, Better than feeling numb, And second best to being loved Is to know that you love someone.
Why?
It’s, the way she laughs at her stupid mistakes, the embarrassment on her face, the way she will look straight down to her feet, and her lips will part and collide with her cheek, the way she tosses her hair out of her eyes, and looking into them is gazing through crystal skies.
Why I'm not a fan
I’m not a fan of SYTYCD because orange girls in sequence has never been my thing.
“Carrie: BUT THE MONEY!
Jon: you work
Jon: you make money
Carrie: Not very...”
– Jon’s Tumblr Thing-y: Meanie Pants (An IM conversation)
One day I hope to have awesomely funny IM conversation with my offspring.
“guys-
yesterday the jetta i test drove smelled like crayons. and today? today...”
– -tracilyns:
Congrats. You are pregnant.
Why?!
Why didn’t any of you tell me fun.’s album was floating around on the internet?!
This is some good crap.
Here’s another song of mine.
Enjoy.
First Day of School
Welp, we worked hard and got all of our wireless access points across the school to work. Let’s up they stay up. I swear our network is built of duct tape and tooth picks.
You'd Think.
You’d think that since I work for a school I wouldn’t have to work on Saturday. You’d be wrong, horrendously and pathetically wrong (trust me I know, ‘cause I naively thought the same thing).