August 2009
37 posts
An abusive relationship
Every time I check my dashboard there my tumblarity is, like a voicemail from that girl that only calls when she needs something which says, “we never talk anymore.”
July 2009
269 posts
Here’s a song I wrote a few months ago....
Parallel societies
indefensible:
…
As I walk through inner-city Melbourne these days it’s painfully evident that foreign students have become a parallel society to the mainstream. Universities desperate for foreign income have marketed Melbourne to foreign students as a place to come to study and experience a different culture. When the students get here, however, they find themselves in classes with only...
Sharing is caring
zolora:
One of the best things about internet communities is how easy it is to craft a persona that you like better (or are just more comfortable with) than your IRL one. We all do it. Usually, it’s harmless. But glossing over or changing details about your life and/or your behavior in order to get what you want out of your relationships with online friends is a slippery slope, to say the least,...
Why Some People Hate Me
Her: I'm fried like a lobster!
Me: (walking away, and muttering under my breath) You don't fry a lobster, you boil it.
Her: What?
Me: Nothing.
I JUST ASKED A BOY OUT ON A DATE
zolora:
I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
I AM AWESOME
I WILL DELETE THIS LATER
I’m probably the only guy you’ll hear read admitting this, but I think that’s sad. If he didn’t ask you out, then obviously he’s a sissy boy tool. Guys, we need to man up and rep our gender.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to get back to chopping lumber and raising this...
I'll spare you more picture posts.
Here is the whole picture set from Saturday.
I will remove that shortly. I feel douche-y doing...
(via atsween)
[overzealous american rant]
Eff you and eff your Canadian politeness!!!
Jiiiiihhhaaaaaaaaaad.
[/overzealous american rant]
theduty:
kapi:
Once In A Lifetime — Talking...
Woah guys
People are getting ca-raisy!
New Words
Have you ever coined a new word or slang phrase and then worried about it’s actual originality? Did you think you should search it on Google, but were too afriad of what the results might be? That, perhaps, they may be things you never wished to see?
I present:
“Manimal”.
Watchtheduty:
THAT’S YOUR WEATHERMAN: ANDREW W.K.
how we do weather in Oklahoma.
I’ve never been somewhere with more Weather, so I can see how the creative approach helps.
This is serious business
My new office runs has an internet filter (school district) that blocks the Internet Trinity of Twitter, Tumblr, and Facebook. Believe it or not, I actually use Twitter for advice from several colleagues, and facebook chat seems to be the easiest way for teachers at different location to get a hold of me for tech support.
Suggestions for a workaround?
Here's who I share my birthday with:
Louis Hayward (actor) (1909) Nikolai Gogol (author) (1809) Conclusion? I’m the coolest person born on March 19th.
Wait, I missed GPORN?!
The ONE day I’m away I miss the GPORN meme.
Oh wait, there’s a “y” in it.
Not as cool.
Wow
Nothing makes you feel like a grownup like having a CDW Corporate Sales Rep contact.
Last Week
I had a dream that I woke up from a coma married to a girl I had almost began a horrendous relationship with last year. In real life I narrowly espaced. However, in the dream I had no such luck.
Anyhow, the moral of the story is…I now need new (less sodded) sheets.
Do you ever...
crazycolours:
… click the “add a text post” icon, and then forget what text you were going to write?
No me either.
No. But, do you ever go to rebog a post with something witty in mind, but completely fail?
Yeah. me neither.
Cologne/Perfume
gdub:
This post by Bliccy got me thinking:
What’s your favorite perfume/cologne on the opposite sex?
What perfume/cologne do you wear?
Reblog this with your answers. This could be super interesting.
On the ladies: I like Tommy Girl. Seriously, a Rhinosaurus could wear this and I’d be drooling.
On me:
Cologne: Boss #6 by hugo Boss. Not well known, but women LOVE it, plus,...
Today's To-do's
Learn to put the ends on cat-5 cable: ✓
Make many lengths of cables: ✓
Eat out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner: ✓
Knock over box full of many brand new MacBooks: ✓
Well, I’d say it’s been productive so far. How about you?
A Dream
I guess I was stressed out last night. I went to bed, with the aide of sleeping meds, a bit nervous because I’d gotten into my Night Owl schedule, but alas it was time to return to normal people schedule. I believe my dream was a manifestation of this anxiety.
Tossing and turning, I would start to fall asleep when a manatee would swim in the air above me and make what i can only guess are...