May 2009
73 posts
You do realize that when you’re tweeting jokes based on current events you are essentially working for SNL without pay right?
May 1st
April 2009
14 posts
I ‘get’ your method, but I prefer to internalize it & hold it in until it becomes an ulcer & I just have it removed like a pearl of angst.
Apr 30th
Crowdsourcing: I need a better signature. How do you make an “A” look less like a lop-sided pear?
Apr 30th
Why have we figured out a million things to do with duct tape & not a single thing with skunks? What a wasted resource.
Apr 29th
Them: “I put nail hardener on” Me: “I don’t even know what that is.” Them: “Me either, but I put it on!”
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
I think the most embarrassing kind of sneak attack would involve a bulldozer that you didn’t happen to notice.
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
I didn’t sleep well last night. My brain couldn’t shut down; it had to factor all my friends. Luckily some were perfect squares.
Apr 27th
I did math homework for over eight hours today. I hate numbers.
Apr 26th
Yahoo will close GeoCities later this year. →
My reaction: WTF?! But, my Deep Space Nince fansite I built when I was 12!
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
490 notes
How to transfer TweetDeck settings between two... →
This is one thing that has bugged me about Tweet Deck. I use four different computers, and it’d be nice to keep things the same. I will make use of this.
Apr 24th