November 2009
99 posts
I wait for my Slutty Pumpkin
Robin Scherbatsky: How do you do this, Ted? How do you sit out here all night, on the roof in the cold and still have faith your pumpkin's gonna show up?
Ted Mosby: Well, I'm pretty drunk...
October 2009
16 posts
I'm always just a friend:
Caitlin: Man Aaron, I was helping Tiffany move and that girl has a LOT of shoes!
Me: Yeah, I know. We went shoe shopping a lot.
Caitlin: You went shoe shopping with her? Why is she marrying Bryce and not you?
Me: Maybe because Bryce ain't a fag.
Caitlin: Good point.
Me: What?!
Hug
Today I watched a Second Grade class for about two hours. I work in IT. I’m not a teacher.
It was fairly hectic and confusing to keep track of that many 7-9 year olds.
When the teacher came back, one of the students came up to me. She looked like she was about to cry. I said, “goodbye” and then she gave me a hug. Even though she was feet shorter than me it felt like I was...
Dance Party Jamz
Alright, I’m DJ’ing tonight.
Any suggestions for legit dope jamz to tickle the ears of the mob?
